There are thoughtful, intelligent reviewers using Yelp (including our TV-writer-who-writes-stuff-when-he-feels-like-it-I-guess Jordan Green, who is "Yelp Elite '11", whatever that means), offering their opinions on places they go to, giving others a sense of the options available in their community.

On the other hand, there are a bunch of dimwits who give arbitrary grades and have little to no context to provide for what they're reviewing. Thanks, Fuck You Yelper, for collecting the useless rantings of those reviewers.