Compare and contrast:

"Cafe Italiano Closing" (Sept. 6) vs. "Farewell Tucson cafe and your lovely gelato" (today)

"Chuck George Takes Leave of Absence Following Odd On-Air Segment" (Sept. 9) vs. "Channel 13 forecaster is on leave" (today)

To be fair, the Star has us beat on photo galleries of New York City's Fashion Week, so there's that.