Updated with playlist and download at bottom of post.

One Minnesota couple was snugly sleeping in late on a weekend morn—only to be rudely awakened by a deer that came hurling through their window and scampered across their bed.

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• Eek! A rat on a plane delayed a flight out of Seattle.

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Feb. 16 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

We’ve gone nuts with this week’s lineup of songs which fall under the theme of CRAZY.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

Oh, Misery Bear...so adorable, but so miserable.

Your call...the adorable TV Squad recap of television's famous kisses and kissers:

or FilmDrunk's collection of the most disturbing filmed kisses of all time:

Truly, nothing is more romantic than Ralph Wiggum discussing a valentine he received, in French. It has a picture of a train, after all:

In what is probably a wild but delightful act of copyright infringement, Mark Anderson of the website Andertoons scanned and uploaded an entire box of Super Friends valentines from 1980 to cut out and give to the love of your life that won't be upset by your sentiment being delivered by the Penguin.

Sadly, I didn't see any appearance by the Wonder Twins and their space monkey, Gleek, but you can't win them all.

[HT: Laughing Squid]

When it comes to romance, Tucson made the top 10 list of cities that have no clue.

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• Heart-shaped cactus add to Tucson's romance

At least that’s the verdict from Redbox, the large vending-machine-type contraptions outside of convenience stores where you can rent a DVD for cheap.

Redbox based its romance ranking on the types of movies residents in each city rent from these contraptions, and came up with the top 10 most and least romantic cities, Phoenix Business Journal reports.

Tucson ranked third on the top 10 least romantic list, making us at least more romantic than city No. 2, Eureka, Calif., and the list’s least romantic city of all, Laredo, Texas.

Wonder what they’re renting in Laredo.

Before we beg to differ with Tucson’s ranking, we have to examine the source. We would not expect someone quickly shoving a credit card into a big red box in a convenience store parking lot would have romance at the forefront of his mind. His biggest concern is probably not getting his credit card ripped off.

I am a big fan of jokes in the form of posted signs. Also, Muppets, right?

[Pleated Jeans]

Updated with playlist and download at bottom of post.

A Minneapolis woman wanted to surprise her son with a new puppy as a gift. So she stuck the puppy in a tightly sealed box and tried to mail it to her son in Georgia.

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• Dogs do better when you don't send them in the mail.

That story and more are up this week on Rynski’s Shattered Reality radio show on Party934.com and FM 94.9 in Hudson Valley, N.Y.

Next show is Wednesday, Feb. 9 (today!) and every Wednesday online at Party934.com. Showtime is 1 p.m. in Arizona, 3 p.m. EST.

Party 934 is a radio alternative for listeners sick of stations that play one song followed by 500 commercials.

Our menu of songs include those that once again mention FOOD, with a popping fresh lineup.

Thanks! to all who keep the song requests coming.

Suddenly, the bag of gummi bears I bought at Walgreens seems so dated and sad.

[HT: Reddit]

When you’re down in the dumps — broke, depressed, bleak and weary — there’s a surefire way to lift your spirits.

Shopping, shopping, shopping therapy.

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• Tucson's new streetcar is bigger but not as cute.

It never matters that we neither need nor can afford whatever we buy, nothing beats the blues like a new set of butcher knives or shoes.

The City of Tucson is onto this little shopping therapy ploy to improve its own self-esteem. Rather than grabbing for cutlery or footwear, however, the town is going whole hog and buying itself a brand new streetcar.

The funding for purchasing this shiny new toy was voter-approved, which means most of the people who actually get out and vote agreed with the therapeutic benefits of buying things for the heck of it.