There are quite a few Planned Parenthood support videos wading through the Internets lately.

However, this one, I like:

1) I don't want to know what they're going to do with those proton packs.

2) I would say a number of "Gatekeeper/Keymaster" jokes are certain, with a "crossing streams" remark somewhat likely.

3) If there's a sequel, I'd imagine Bobby Brown is available to do the theme.

[Splitsider]

I've been married for awhile, so I can't speak to the general effectiveness of using OKCupid as a dating site, but the research they're doing seems useful, at very least:

[HT: I Love Charts]

Borrowing the name from the famous LA food truck, The Flying Pig, Ron Jeremy is starring in this new porn flick.

I can just imagine the dialogue right now.

"Where are your condiments?"

"Condiments? Oh, you can get your condiments right here."

Cue porn music.

From Eater:

Seriously, we've heard of food porn and all, but this is ridiculous: actor Ron Jeremy is going to star (link NSFW) in an adult film called The Flying Pink Pig that parodies the food truck craze. So much so they almost completely duplicated the name and image of The Flying Pig, an actual food truck in Los Angeles that serves up Asian-Mexican food like pork belly bao and tamarind duck confit tortillas.

Ron Jeremy, however, is no stranger to food — in the past he's appeared in the Food Porn episode of No Reservations. Anyway, the film has puns abound: "And the food doesn't suck, but the girls sure do!" "Refills are free!" "Sloppy seconds are on the house!" Etc., etc. There also appears to be some sort of caper-esque plot that involves Jeremy trying to take over the Pink Pig.

As they say, breaking up is hard to do, but in the digital age, it's hard and complicated. Do you tell your former flame that it's over in person, or text them, or change your Facebook status and let them get the hint?

Who knows, but at least someone's doing the research to find out when people are breaking up, if not how.

From Mashable:

A very interesting data visualization from infographic wizard David McCandless is making its way around the web, depicting the most common times a year that people break up — via Facebook (Facebook) status updates.

McCandless whipped out the chart during a TED talk this past summer. Apparently, he and his team scraped 10,000 status updates for the phrases “break up” and “broken up,” and made the following discoveries: 1). A ton of people break up before social occasions like Spring Break and the summer, 2). Mondays aren’t just the start of the work week — there’re the end of many a relationship, 3). People have the decency not to dump their significant others on Christmas Day.

If you feel your relationship is on the rocks, you probably can rest easy for awhile, but when Spring Break rolls around, you might want to stock up on tissues.

Law and Disorder brings us a legal tidbit we missed earlier this month:

The film and music businesses couldn't stop file-sharing, but the porn industry has a plan to drive piracy into the shadows in 15 months or less. Can DogFart, Lords of Porn, and Naughty Bank succeed where others have failed?

They certainly hope so. To that end, a company called Pink Visual rounded up a huge collection of porn studios and lawyers for a "content protection retreat" (CPR) in Tucson last week, one designed to get the industry working together on an anti-P2P strategy. CPR was designed to "revive" the business, and backers hope hope they can "significantly reduce digital piracy of adult content and to effectively drive those who engage in adult content piracy completely underground by January 2012."

The plan? Lawsuits against porn pirates:

But when it comes to suing end users, porn studios are as divided as every other content industry. We've seen numerous studios sue thousands of anonymous Does over the last few months, apparently taking a cue from the US Copyright Group's 14,000+ lawsuits against indie film pirates. Several of the companies involved in this new wave of litigation were at the CPR event, but others believe it's simply counterproductive to sue fans and have refused to do so.

Such lawsuits have had limited success when it comes to music and movies, but pornographers might be in a better position to coax people into settling quickly for a few thousand dollars. As Pink Visual president Allison Vivas told the Agence France Presse in September, "It seems like it will be quite embarrassing for whichever user ends up in a lawsuit about using a popular shemale title. When it comes to private sexual fantasies and fetishes, going public is probably not worth the risk that these torrent and peer-to-peer users are taking."

Nik Richie of thedirty.com is making a strange accusation about Ben Quayle, the son of former VP Dan Quayle who is running for Congress in CD3. Note: Link is probably NSFW.

Politico reports that Quayle denies any role in developing the sex-and-gossip site:

“I did not have a role in founding that site,” Quayle, a lawyer who runs a small Scottsdale investment firm, told POLITICO in an interview Tuesday morning when asked whether he was one of the original contributors to the sex-themed site.

“I was not involved in the site,” he said when pressed about whether he had any role.

Politico adds:

The idea behind Dirty Scottsdale was simple: Solicit photographs of Scottsdale club goers, post them online, and comment on the appearance and behavior of people in the pictures

“We are looking to bring you the best trash this city has to offer,” the site’s original description said.

Richie said Quayle wrote under the alias “Brock” and launched a popular standing feature called “Brock’s Chick” in which he documented his quest to find the “hottest chick in Scottsdale.” Quayle published between eight to 10 blog posts on the site over a three or four month period, Richie said

“I don’t have any comment on this thing right now,” Quayle said when asked whether he wrote under the Brock pseudonym.

Richie said Quayle cut ties with both him and Dirty Scottsdale after what had been an underground gag site among friends began attracting millions of hits.

“He shut it down. He restructured his life knowing that one day he would run for public office,” Richie said. “He said, ‘I cannot have any involvement and you cannot tell a soul I am part of Dirty Scottsdale because it would ruin any political chance I would have in the future.’”

Read the whole thing here.

And we wonder: Can Arizona politics get any stranger?

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• Former PAC-10 model and Playmate Juliette Frette: "Playboy is not something to be taken lightly."

Brittany Munsee was abuzz following her audition for Playboy’s upcoming “Girls of the Pac-10” pictorial today.

“Me and my sisters watched The Girls Next Door and I always wanted to try it out,” says Munsee, a UA English major from Southern Cal. “I’ve never really read the magazine, but the girls in it always look so pretty.”

Munsee was nervous on her way to her interview with Playboy photographer Dave Rams in a hotel near the university, but says the shoot ended up being a lot of fun.

“One more thing I can check off the list,” she laughs.

Munsee had brought along two friends for support, but neither one was interested in posing. They texted quietly on a couch while Munsee interviewed with Rams in an adjoining bedroom.

One of them getting messages from her little brother.

"Harry's like, 'Did she do it?' I'm like, 'Yes, Harry.' He's like, 'Did you do it?' I'm like, 'No, Harry.'"

The Playboy siren didn't attract many takers today. Only a handful of girls tried out, but there will be another casting call tomorrow. Rams will

Hey, girls of the Pac-10! Here's your chance to show some school spirit.

Playboy is coming to Tucson for a photo shoot.

Here's the e-mail we've just received:

You may be interested to know that Playboy magazine is coming to town in search of beautiful college women to be featured in their “Girls of the PAC 10” pictorial. Playboy publishes a “College Girls” pictorial every October, and the issue is consistently one of our most popular.

Playboy representatives and photographers will be in Tucson, casting University of Arizona students on April 5 and 6. Interested women can register for an interview via the PAC 10 link at www.playboy.com/pose, or by calling 312-401-7341.

Playboy last featured coeds from the PAC 10 in 2005. That year, two of the models went on to become Playmates, and one of them, Sara Jean Underwood, became Playmate of the Year 2007! I am sure the lovely ladies of Arizona would love to know about this incredible opportunity!