A Guy Thing

This overly unimaginative and never-ending emotionless romantic comedy wannabe is as predictable as Tucson’s unchanging weather. Jason Lee stars as a whipped husband-to-be in ugly Mr. Rogers’ sweaters who wakes up next to someone other than his future bride after a supposedly wild bachelor party with cocktails and girls in grass skirts. This mysterious one-night stand turns out to be with his fiancée’s cousin causing him to scramble around covering up his infidelity. Of course he falls in love with the mistress since she has colored his boring black-and-white life with illegal rifts like breaking and entering, theft and hi-speed joyrides. In addition to this nonsensical and yawnfest of a plot pooled by a team of screenwriters, there are grotesque sex jokes and toilet humor as well as three deadpan actors that show less chemistry with one another than someone would with a telephone pole.