Another Gay Movie

Imagine a gay-themed American Pie, and you pretty much have Another Gay Movie. Four seniors at San Torum High School vow to lose their anal virginity before the summer is over. It’s every bit as dopey as any straight-teen-sex comedy, but it has a lot more jokes about inserting vegetables into rectums. It’s also got the most racist portrayal of an Asian character since Long Duk Dong. I guess if there are horny gay teens who envy the cinematic attention lavished on their straight counterparts, or campy gay grown-ups who feel they missed out on the whole teen-sex-movie thing, then AGM will have an audience. Umm. OK. The end.