Blade: Trinity

While the latest chapter of the Blade franchise has its share of decent vampire ass-kicking, the movie suffers from terrible nemesis vampires played by Dominic Purcell and Parker Posey. Purcell plays the original Dracula, initially seen as some sort of monstrosity but eventually honed down to trendy goth guy with a moderate chip on his shoulder. Posey plays the leader of a faction of vampires who resurrects Dracula for his blood, and she just needs to go away for a while. She also needs a lesson in How to Speak With Fangs In Your Mouth 101, because she comes off like some kid who popped some plastic teeth in her mouth on Halloween and has difficulty speaking through them. The only real fun in this film is supplied by Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel as fearless vampire hunters. Reynolds is great with the one-liners, and Biel shoots a mean crossbow. Snipes does marginal work as the title character, giving off the impression that he might be getting a little bored with the role.