Blow had one of the best trailers I'd
seen in years: stylish, fast paced, featuring
Johnny Depp's beautiful face and arresting
imagery of piles of money and cocaine. Well,
in brief, you might want to wait for
Blow to come out on video, and then
just rent the trailer. It's your basic
life-of-crime-doesn't-pay story, with Depp
starring as real-life coke dealer George
Jung. OK, so maybe crime doesn't always pay,
but sometimes it pays, and when it does, it
pays big, man! Look at Stalin or Clinton or
Bush! These guys had it made! I just wish
someone would make a movie about a drug deal
gone right, after which the dealers
walk off into the sunset richer and happier
than all their loser friends who went into
accounting or veterinary medicine. You know,
so the kids will understand what life's all
about.