Exit Wounds

It's the same old testosterone-filled story: dirty cops, naked beauties, drug smugglers and a hot-shot cop all tangled up in high-speed chases and rapid gunfire. Steven Seagal stars as a delinquent Secret Service agent who, after getting demoted, is sentenced to rage-aholic group therapy and traffic duty, where he soon finds himself in the middle of a covert drug heist. A car-crazy drug lord (DMX) leads the muscle-bound thugs and crooked cops through inane plot twists (which somehow manage to include the always-annoying Tom Arnold as a moronic talk-show host) culminating in the inevitable showdown. The first weekend polls calculated this recycled dribble as being number one at the box office, but what they did not calculate were the audiences rushing toward the exit, wounds or not.