From Justin to Kelly

Sure, they each have pearly white teeth and a hip fashion sense, but the original American Idols, Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson, need to get it through their heads that their 15 minutes of fame were up months ago. The 80 minutes of the titular characters looking for love with one another- while searching for a script and acting tips in between their disjointed songs and badly choreographed dance numbers- makes me perish the thought of From Justin to Kelly turning into a From Ruben to Clay some day.