Heist

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news. Unconfirmed sources reveal that not only was a heist committed onscreen, but one was committed off-screen as well. What has become known is that an over-the-hill thief and his burgling brigade are working for a trash-talking short-stack on a Swiss job to boost a secured stash of gold bars. Evidence to support such testimony is the recent film by writer/director David Mamet. However, it has just come to our attention that another crime caper occurred behind the scenes months before: The script to this very film was stolen. The convoluted plot, the unconvincing performances and choppy dialogue of the film in question suggest that it was thrown together from memory due to an allegedly missing original script.