I Capture the Castle

Somewhere in England, a family of pretty English people live in a rented castle and wear green clothing. Sadly, they have little money, since, like all English families, the father is a writer whose only book was a huge success that caused him to have a 10-year writer’s block. Meanwhile, their stepmother likes to wander naked in the rain, and they all are a bit nutty from the lack of company. Then, some Americans come to town, and love blossoms, and there are lots of pretty people wandering the English countryside in various stages of undress. Then the movie is over, and the credits roll, and everyone goes home for some tea. The end.