Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Known for such better movies as Clerks and Chasing Amy, writer/director/actor Kevin Smith inexplicably felt compelled to create this flagrantly offensive film starring Smith's two foul-mouthed signature characters, Jay and Silent Bob, who are notorious for their exceedingly sick and twisted X-rated pothead minds. As an excuse to capitalize on obscene humor and to win the blue ribbon for this summer's ultimate cinematic garbage, Smith developed an insipid plot deep beneath the barrage of vulgarities that has something to do with sabotaging Hollywood with the help of not-so angelic Charlie's Angels, the Scooby Doo gang, a runaway monkey and a no-longer celibate nun. Honestly, I did not hold out for the finale, since the countless oral sex references, tasteless bestiality philosophies and disrespectful treatment of women were enough to get me running to another movie in a galaxy far, far away.