Jeepers Creepers

Rest assured. The wait is over. The worst movie of 2001 is here. One far more asinine than Pootie Tang, more cliché-driven than Just Visiting and more pointless than Pokemon 3. It is none other than (drum roll, please) Jeepers Creepers, a pitiful excuse for a horror flick with its dimwitted bickering siblings who should have "curiosity killed the stupid" tattooed to their foreheads, a fully armed and deranged cat woman and a lame cannibalistic grim reaper rip-off that takes the old saying "you are what you eat" to a ridiculously new level. So, thank you, writer/director Victor Salva, since we moviegoers can proceed to theaters without caution now that the worst is behind us.