Kill Bill

Fountains are pretty. Fountains of blood are prettier. If you agree with the previous two statements, you should really see Kill Bill, which is probably the funniest movie ever to feature blood spurting about in a fountain-like manner. Uma Thurman fails to suck in the role of a madcap assassin who must kill, kill, kill and kill again. Bad people (played by Vivica A. Fox, Lucy Liu and Daryl Hannah) need to be killed for having killed everyone that Uma holds dear. So she buys a real nice sword and sets to, and in the process, stops to kill about two dozen million other people, all of whom shoot blood in the most artistical of fashions. Then they talk in dialogue that sounds like it was badly translated from Chinese, then they kill some more. Woohoo!