Marmaduke

For a movie about a really big dog, Marmaduke feels terribly small. Great Dane Marmaduke (voiced by an increasingly annoying Owen Wilson) and his family move from Kansas to California. He tries to become the most popular dog at the dog park and win the love of the beautiful collie, Jezebel (voiced by Stacy Ferguson,) while his family adjusts to their new life in Orange County. I shit you not, that is the entire plot of the movie, and it makes for a very boring 87 minutes. While this movie is not nearly as wretched as other critics would lead one to believe, it really is not something I could recommend to anyone, even children.