Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream: Homegrown Hardcore Cinema

For those Tucsonans who have been wanting to see their friends and neighbors engaging in choreographed and well-lit sexual activity, your dream evening has arrived. The Sex Workers’ Arts Festival presents an evening of the old in-out, in-out at the Screening Room this Friday at 8 p.m. Best of all, it’s local porn, which, as every grass-roots pro-PETA anti-corporate masturbator knows, is much more politically correct than that outsourced porn that AT&T makes in its Bangladeshi porn sweatshops. Plus, proceeds go toward paying the performers who put on, and in, during the Sex Workers’ Arts Festival this November, so if you want to see the real thing then, you should plunk down your dirty money for the videotaped version now. It’s only $6 for the screening, and only $5 for the afterparty, which features Tucson punk rock legend Greg Petix’s latest outfit, The Cuntifers, playing their highly cuntified rock music, along fellow rockers Mankind. And God only knows what else.