My Baby's Daddy

Hello 2004! The first film I managed to see released in the new year damn near killed me. Anthony Anderson, Eddie Griffin and Michael Imperioli star as three new dads dealing with pee, poo, breast milk, vomit, bad racial humor, bad humor in general, bad hair and a director who should do us all a favor by taking up water polo and blowing off the film business. Laugh you most likely will not. But you will grind your teeth, shift in your seat until you wear your jeans down to your drawers and repeatedly return to your popcorn bag to see if there are any kernels left behind. I guess this is some sort of Three Men and a Baby update, with the difference being that there are now three babies, and Steve Guttenberg is nowhere in sight. Actually, considering how terrible this is, Guttenberg would’ve been a welcomed presence.