My Boss's Daughter

Director David Zucker, the man who gave us Airplane for Christ’s sake, delivers what will hopefully be the low point in his spotty career. Ashton Kutcher stars as a sap left to guard his boss’ owl and house so, of course, everybody and their brother stops by to make a mess and pee on everything. That’s it; that’s the plot. Carpets get soiled; owls hallucinate after drinking drugged toilet water; and Tara Reid stands around looking like a zombie. Terrence Stamp, usually quite the cool actor, is a long way from his Superman villain days as the mean boss, and Andy Richter stops by to show off his folliculitus infected ass. Torture at every turn, and a good contender for the year’s worst film. It will make you very angry.