National Lampoon's Gold Diggers

Trite, unnecessary and downright stupid are just a few of the words that instantly come to mind when reminded of Gary Preisler’s lame-brained directorial debut. Boy Meets World’s Will Friedle co-stars with American Pie’s Chris Owen as bottom-feeding felons with aspirations of the clichéd "good life" of bucks, BMWs and buck-naked babes. In between dream sequences with former Playboy bunny Nikki Ziering and the excessive use of toilet humor, the dim-witted duo stumbles upon two older women who are supposedly sitting on a generous trust fund that is somehow connected to a condom created with the help of a phallically-shaped sausage. However, the senior citizens turn the scam onto their unsuspecting boy-toys with a predictable Dirty Rotten Scoundrels twist. Don’t go digging for this fool’s gold.