Sleepover

Eighth grade has just ended, and high school will be here faster than you can say "Britney Spears." So the obvious thing weighing heavily on every tweener’s mind is, "Like, I just totally have to eat lunch by the fountain, where all the popular kids do." At least that’s what Joe Nussbaum apparently thinks, since he directed this shallow and pointless dumbfest for 13-year-olds. Alexa Vega (Spy Kids) plays Julie, one girl in the herd of nameless popularity-obsessed pubescent teens whose slumber party of pedicures and fried Twinkies is flipped upside down when Queen of the Snobs poses a scavenger hunt. Since the grand prize is the coveted lunch seat by the fountain, Julie and her cohorts commit at least a dozen crimes and fool every mindless adult out of superficial desperation. Implausibility reigns supreme, and a perfectly packaged sitcom ending lets Julie get the young Tom Cruise lookalike since he is "so plush."