Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2

He does back handsprings that would impress Olympic gold medalist Paul Hamm. He walks on walls to outmaneuver the most vicious of villains before pummeling them with his mighty sidekick. He surpasses any hi-tech security system with the greatest of ease. He is The Kahuna, and he’s 7 years old. Bob Clark reprises his roll as director of this superfluous sequel to his 1999 original. This time, the diaper-clad tykes help their hero by using incessant mock wit and toilet humor to stop Jon Voight’s German caricature from achieving his clichéd brainwashing scheme. The pint-sized target audience may get a kick out of a second-grader driving his supped up blue bat-mobile and guzzling fluorescent green power juice like Popeye would spinach before battling the bad guys. However, those towering at least 4 feet tall will see the face value of this truly brainless baby brigade with its headache-inducing script and blatantly obvious special effects. The only real geniuses are Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd for not taking part in this stupid second edition.