Town and Country

Wedding vows are thrown out the window in this disappointing dialogue-driven would-be comedy, led by the wasted talent of an all-star cast. Warren Beatty stars as a flashy NYC architect with an addiction for adultery as his mistresses multiply from a book smart Marilyn Monroe look alike, to a simple-minded cellist, a deranged daughter of a dysfunctional family, and a childhood friend. All of these tiresome affairs quickly fall flat in the hackneyed script with an attempted savior of cluttered wannabe humor of a gay getaway, a half-naked gourmet chef, a bitter crone on wheels and a pyromaniac sharpshooter. This movie delayed its release date for three years for countless rewrites and re-edits, and should have held out for another year to go back to the drawing board.