Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Battle
of the Sexes with your host, writer/director
Mark Brown; each opponent will duke it out in
the ultimate match of love. In this corner is
the heavyweight champion, Shante (Vivica A.
Fox), a senior advertising executive well
trained by the almighty Book of Love itself.
And in the other corner is the underdog,
Keith (Morris Chestnut), an ignorant but
chiseled-chested lawyer with a learned coach
(Anthony Anderson) to guide his every punch.
There will be 10 rounds to determine who is
the undeniable ruler of relationships.
Players, shake hands, and keep it clean. At
the sound of the bell Shante comes out strong
with a skilled maneuver that uses the lethal
silent-treatment weapon, giving her the
psychological advantage. But Keith appears to
be counteracting with the old Einsteinian
transference-of-energy strategy, allowing him
to gain some ground. It looks like a close
match, folks. Who will be the winner? Check
your local listings for game times to find out.