Yossi & Jagger

If you want to see a film featuring a romance between two male officers in the Israeli army, then you should see no other film than Yossi and Jagger. If you want to see a good film featuring same-sex Israeli army loving, well, you’re out of luck. Yossi and Jagger is 65 minutes of the sappiest soap opera stuff you’ve ever seen. Will Yossi tell Jagger he loves him? Will sensitive, caring Jagger be killed on the ambush? Will Yaeli’s passion for Jagger find another outlet in the arms of Sergeant Goldie? For the answer to these and other questions, stay home and save your cash. On the other hand, if you want to see one of the hottest women on earth, and you want to see her moon over a gay man who can never love her in the special adult sense of "love," then you might want to check out Y&J for the appearance of the unearthly Aya Steinovitz, who’s sort of a prettier and more elf-like version of Liv Tyler, if you can imagine that.